Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Swimsuits
By no means am I suggesting that I should be wearing a swimsuit, or that my body is "bathing suit" ready, but since we swim at the gym...I do have to put on one of those luxurious spandex get ups once a week. I do venture to say though that J and I have the two least flattering swimsuits I have ever seen on anyone, period. They are both tank-kinies, and J's has lost all of it's will to live, it is no longer stretchy or formfitting. So we tease that it's her negligee, I know we're teasing but it's not that far off. And while mine (due to the weight loss) doesn't hurt anymore to wear, does give me a front wedgie and muffin top...although the leg part is getting loose enough to require me to pull it down so as to not offend the other pool goers (other than J of course who is offending everyone with her lingerie). We truly look like dumb and dumber every Tuesday morning, ahhhh I can't wait until we have earned new suits. :-)
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Ahahaha... hahaha... hahaha... Okay, now that I'm done laughing I'm going to agree that it is absolutely tragic how sad we look on Tuesdays. Yes, my nightie should be put to rest... getting a bit pathetic. You can always count on me to offend the other patrons first... I will always deflect your heat.
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